Ethan Kye, Jett Zero, Ray Bentley
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Folks, what happened last week? We were riding a steady .500 in the pick’em, but perhaps thanks to the elongated week (and a bevy of overtimes) things got a little crazy on and off the field, putting the team under .500 for the first time since… well, ever! No matter, though, as we have guaranteed absolutely zero of these picks, as evidenced in the article’s name. Such are the rolls of the die we cast, week after week, chasing the perfect picks. That being said, this week’s picks are some of the most perfect, mouthwatering choices we’ve made in quite some time, and if we didn’t hit 100% of them, like we do each week*? Well, then it just wouldn’t be Zero Guarantees!
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Seattle Tyrants 19 | ![]() |
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Las Vegas Fury 17 | ![]() |
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Sioux Falls Sparrows 24 | ![]() |
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Atlanta Swarm 27 | ![]() |
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Carolina Skyhawks 24 | ![]() |
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Denver Nightwings 23 | ![]() |
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Tulsa Desperados 17 | ![]() |
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Vancouver Legion 28 | ![]() |
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St. Louis Gladiators 21 | ![]() |
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Chicago Wildcats 23 | ![]() |
ZERO GUARANTEES SEASON 14 RECORD: 9-11
*Zero Guarantees notes that each week, 100% of the games played are predicted. We do not guarantee our predicted outcomes in the slightest. Jeez.