Jett Zero, Ray Bentley, Mike Improta
Banner Image by J.R. Lawless
Hello, Simulation Football League fans, one and all! The 14th Season kicks off this Friday, January 17th at 5:00pm EST, 4:00pm CST, as the Florida Storm travel to the now-reigning champion Denver Nightwings to begin the league’s mad dash back to the Championship podium. Unfortunately, while there might be 20 overall teams in the SFL, only one can hold the trophy at the end of the day. Fortunately for all of us, we have a preternaturally excellent game predictor in Jett Zero. It’s my pleasure to welcome you all to the first in a “pick ’em” series that we’ve helpfully titled ZERO GUARANTEES. Underlined scores are our predicted winner for the week; after the picks, our overall Season 14 record will be available for all to wonder at in awe (or mock shamelessly, however the cards may fall). And remember – if you disagree with what Jett and the crew have come up with, don’t just let us know in the mailbag – show us on the field how wrong we were! With that, let’s take a look at Week 1 matchups!
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Denver Nightwings 20 | ![]() |
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Baltimore Vultures 30 | ![]() |
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Houston Hyenas 13 | ![]() |
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Charleston Predators 28 | ![]() |
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Mexico City Aztecs 26 | ![]() |
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St. Louis Gladiators 27 | ![]() |
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New Orleans Pharaohs 16 | ![]() |
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Tulsa Desperados 17 | ![]() |
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Jacksonville Kings 30 | ![]() |
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Queen City Corsairs 31 | ![]() |